Humor

Portland Tomato Battle!

Posted by on Jul 17, 2012 in Events, Food, Humor, People | 0 comments

Portland Tomato Battle!

La Tomatina is the week long food fight festival in Bunol, Spain. Every year on the last Wednesday of August, the small town of Bunol, with a meager population of 9,000, graciously welcomes 20-40k people into their town for the largest tomato fight ever!  Catapulting tomatoes create chaos and pandemonium for exactly one hour.  At that point the water cannons sound indicating a cease in the food flinging.  Sounds like a rip-roaring, tomato-tossing, glorious-good time, if you could make it to Spain! Well don’t shed a tomato tear any longer my friend because the Tomato Battle is making...

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Sea Dogs Love The Blues

Posted by on Jun 30, 2012 in Events, Humor, People | 1 comment

Sea Dogs Love The Blues

The English had John Hawkins, Sir Francis Drake and Walter Raleigh. Portland has Finger and 10 or so, lesser well-known, Partial Pirates. Blimey! Portland has “Partial Pirates?” Ok, as I read the article it didn’t really have the same allure and romanticism that Johnny Depp brings to mind but I am a girl who is fascinated by pirates, so I’m intrigued. Finger may have the tendencies to be a carouser, he is a pirate after all, but many boat owners who moor along the Willamette also state he is a stand up guy and the first to step up and help out anyone in need. The...

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A Night At The Heathman Hotel a la Fifty Shades of Grey

Posted by on Jun 21, 2012 in Humor, Places | 0 comments

A Night At The Heathman Hotel a la Fifty Shades of Grey

50 Shades of Grey, the hottest thing out in mommy-world since the magic eraser hit the shelves at Target! Even my mother texted me to ask if  I had heard about these books. I reluctantly asked if she knew what they were about and when she replied with an enthusiastic Yes!, I ended the conversation.  Then she asked if she could borrow my books!  Yes I have them, and yes I read them- all three. I read the first book in Cabo. I kept rereading the pages not because of the crazy, pretzel twisting, eye-rolling, lip-biting, tie-her-up like he’s a rodeo cowboy and she’s the calf...

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